Bruce Vilanch Weeps Quietly In Darkened Theater: LIVE!
This just in: blogger The Gilded Moose is, as we speak, liveblogging Bruce Vilanch that's right, Hollywood Square Bruce Vilanch, the man who puts the 'did she just say that?!' in Whoopi Goldberg's Oscar-hosting monologues as he takes in an afternoon screening of Brokeback Mountain at the Grove. The updates, so far:
2:57 PM "OMG Vilanch at Grove seeing bbm with older gentleman. Buying Tickets now."
3:16 PM "He's still in the theater."
Keep refreshing your browser for future updates: "Blows nose." "Gasped at punch scene." "Asked companion what Heath Ledger just said." And of course, the all important post-credits celebrity film review. If these queer cowboys have an ounce of authenticity in those ten-gallon hats, Hollywood's Patron Saint of Gay will know it.