Bionic Martha Survives Daytime Ratings
Great news for the six of you who watch Martha with any degree of regularity: Stewart's syndicated daytime talk show has inexplicably been renewed for another season. This is, of course, a stunning development for pie-lovers everywhere.
Like her primetime spin-off of the Apprentice, Martha has returned disappointing ratings — but for a boring-ass show where she lectures celebrities on how to use a rolling pin, it's not a complete failure. Surely she'll up the domestic ante for season two, when she'll sternly instruct various soap stars on how to find a gardener in just the perfect shade of brown.