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We never meant to neglect your blind item guessing needs, but for the last couple of weeks the wily Ted Casablanca managed to sneak his items past us while we tended to other, far less important matters. Today, The Game returns:

Wherein we invite our readers to pitch a tent in humpy E! gossip-ranger Ted Casablanca's national park and risk a blind item bear-mauling by leaving their fresh guesses dangerously close to their campground. This week, we enter the classic territory of a supposedly straight actor who, as Casablanca poetically puts it, "likes to push the fruitcake-covered envelope." Read the meter of One Overly Cozy Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Stealth Stud-Poof has it all. He's got a decent bod; a procreating, talented gal; and a well-respected and sizzling career. Not to mention a great ass and a boyfriend who knows what to do with it. The butt, that is, not the job stuff. See, Toothy Tile is not (by far) the only homo in Hollywood who likes to push the fruitcake-covered envelope. Uh-uh, no way. Whereas our loveable, somewhat confused Tooth is constantly trying to figure out just what the hell he wants to do with his life—sexuality being not the least of his concerns—Stealth has known from his relatively flashy get-go what he wanted in life: a glitzy career, a wife and family and—most definitely—a b-f on the side." Read the item.

You say: Send your guesses to defamer[AT]gmail.com, and put "blind" in the subject line. We'll post them later today.