• We've reached the date where trying to avoid Christmas is just no longer worth the effort. Surrender tonight at the Masters at Work Annual Christmas Jam Session, 10:30-5 at Deep. Tiny Tim costume optional. [flavorpill]
• Lip Service does A Tribute to Tina Turner, Holiday Style tonight at Galapagos. It's unclear whether "holiday style" means that heavy drug use and abusive relationships are downplayed or highlighted. With the audience in question, probably the latter. [Paper]
• To round out the Christmas Triumvirate, Housing Works hosts Jingle Bell ROCK! at its West Village thrift shop. This event is less offensive than most in that a) proceeds go to a good cause and b) there's free beer. Oh, Santa — you shouldn't have. [Upcoming]