NYPD Saves World From J.Lo Wedding Video
Authorities arrested two men yesterday for attempting to extort as much as $1 million in exchange for Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony's stolen wedding videos. Officers from the NYPD's Major Case Squad busted Jersey ex-con Tito Moses and retired postal worker Steven Wortman, who originally contacted Access Hollywood on December 8 with an offer to sell the footage.
Undercover NYPD officers were brought in as "advisors" to Marc Anthony to negotiate the deal, which was eventually settled at $300,000. The two men were then arrested as they were going to pick up their money, saving us from a mass release of the couple's fluffy nuptial sacrifice and bringing us one step closer to winning the war on terror. More importantly, the bravery of our local law enforcement has allowed Jennifer Lopez to once again sleep soundly on her bed of golden coins.
