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Because you're not doing any real work this week (we're certainly not — can you tell??), we're happy to present you all with the pattern to make your own Peter Braunstein doll. All you need is a Dixie cup, some paper, tape and scissors, all of which should be easy to find around your office. Simply click the image below to enlarge:

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Print the enlarged image. First, carefully cut along the outermost lines near Peter's face and fold to create a cube. If necessary, you can tape the cube together along the edges for stability during rough play. Then cut the along the lines of Peter's many outfits and pick your favorite. Turn the Dixie cup upside down and wrap the outfit around it, using tape to hold the outfit in place.* Then affix Peter's head to the base of the cup (which should now be facing upwards) and get ready to enjoy at hours of fashiony fun.** You can even use our model to create new designs for him to wear.

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*If you want to change Peter's outfit, we recommend setting the Dixie cup aflame.
 **We have no idea if this pattern actually works, but we're counting on you resourceful types to resize it if necessary.