Ah, there's nothing we enjoy more than emails promoting pretentious, bottle-service parties that also include some political commentary (bold added):

From: [Promoter]
To: [Gawker]
Sent: Wednesday, January 04, 2006 12:18 PM
Subject: 2006..Tonight will be slammed!

You heard it here first!

The New Year has come upon us, and with that a great beginning tonight once again my favorite party Wednesdays @ Suede will be crazy with a lot of my friends home for the holidays celebrating a guaranteed hit!..

Quote of the week...this is something I got from the Newspaper Opinion page, while I don't like to mix politics this was too good...
As the New Year Dawns President Bush is telling us the nation can spend hundreds of billions of dollars on pork- barrel projects, additional tens of billions on Gulf Coast Reconstruction, more billions on our war efforts and still keep cutting taxes with a chain saw on the wealthiest Americans..yeah right...
Anyways..tonight @ Suede
161 West 23rd St
bet 6th and 7th Ave

At the same time, we prefer our political commentary when it's not incoherent. But, then again, it seems we have only the Newspaper Opinion page to blame for that.