It's a fantastically special day: The weather is warm, authors are cropping up as frauds, and we've culled not one but two tasty blind items for your enjoyment. The first, from the blogging cabbie at New York Hack:

I picked up three people in the Meat Packing district going to the Waldorf Astoria. One was a publicist and the other two, a man and a woman, were her clients. The guy said he was "on MTV." I didn't recognize him though, since I don't have cable, and who watches MTV anymore anyway? The other woman said she was a porn star. Apparently these two had been married for a little while until the guy came out as gay. When I asked to take their picture, the guy said no because he couldn't be seen in a picture with the porn star.

And from rifles at Page Six:

Which p.r. man looks out for his clients in more ways than one? During the transit strike, in which he was repping one side in the conflict, a worker in the p.r. man's office started having sex with a comely TV reporter. While scoops were supposedly not exchanged, bodily fluids were.

At least someone was benefitting from that damn strike. So: we're looking to name the on-air gay from MTV, his porny ex-wife, and their shared publicist (must've been an interesting settlement); plus the TV reporter and her PR boy-toy. You know the routine, so send in your guesses and we'll dose our lawyers just long enough to run your collective wisdom later today.

A Publicist, an Actor, and a Porn Star [New York Hack]
Just Asking [Page Six]