· Finally, unexplored territory regarding Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal's rough cowboy love in Brokeback: "When we kissed it felt like we were exfoliating."

· The Gallery of the Absurd accomplishes something heretofore deemed impossible: making Star Jones seem even more grotesque than she appears on television.

· Scientology helped her kick a coke habit, but it couldn't make Kirstie Alley skinny. With this news, Jenny Craig is destined to take the COS's place as the hottest cult in town.

· See, it's entirely possible for a celebrity to get knocked up without causing total media hysteria.

· NY's Craigslist is also plagued by "famous actors" trolling for sex.