Starbucks' Heart of Darkness
Thanks to an array of disturbing mathematical calculations, some dorky-hot fellow has calculated the Starbucks Center of Gravity for Manhattan — the single location where you can be closest to all other Starbucks. Described as existing "somewhere between 5th and 6th, in between 39th and 40th," this Starbucks is the Ground Zero of corporate coffee. If you can figure out the exact address, let us know — we'll gladly spread the word and send the violent hippies to the proper protest location.