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Asked to reveal the secret of what keeps Goldie Hawn frozen in a state of permanent sexpot desirability, even as she quickly approaches her discounted movie ticket-buying years, the actress recently revealed that much of it is due to creative roleplaying in the bedroom with life partner/jockey Kurt Russell:

Goldie Hawn has revealed the secret of her svelte body - it's down to plenty of sex and fresh vegetable juice.


The Death Becomes Her star let Closer magazine into a few secrets about herself and long-term partner Kurt Russell, revealing:

"I'm very turned on by Kurt... he thinks I'm a racehorse. And when you've got a racehorse, you've got to run it."

No one knows this better than Star Jones, who recently described her own able lover Al Reynolds in equine terms, writing in her inspirational tome Shine, "He's got the legs of a stallion." With this new trend of animalistic, unbridled (or, perhaps in this case, bridled) celebrity lovemaking, it's no wonder Jones has instantly dropped 170 lbs and Hawn remains eternally youthful. Unenthused, however, are celebrity household staffs, who gripe they aren't paid enough to have to constantly refill feed buckets with macrobiotic oat compound and clean their bosses' stalls while turning a deaf ear to the ecstatic whinnying coming from within their boudoirs.