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On Wednesday, Page Six asked:

Which high-tech billionaire keeps his massive yacht stocked with expensive escorts?

In the guessing game tradition, readers offered several possible answers, including Microsoft's Paul Allen. While one can never confirm the "essential truth" of blind items, one can continue to read Page Six until the gossip monkeys quietly reveal the answers. In today's story regarding Paris Hilton's fetal-alcoholesque legal debut:

Among other lowlights from her deposition, Hilton claims Graff once told friends of Mariana Kourkoulos, mother of their shared ex, Paris Latsis, that Hilton had worked as a "prostitute" on billion-nerd Paul Allen's yacht during the 2005 Cannes Film Festival. And that's just for starters.

And you knew it was Paul Allen — you just didn't know Paris Hilton independently skanked for hire. Isn't the Fox network supposed to have a lock on that?

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