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Times shopping columnist Alex Kuczynski walks into a bra shop (the Town Shop, to be exact, which is famous for refitting women into properly-sized torture devices) a lifelong 36B.

She walks out as a 34D.

Now the bitch is just showing off.

Confidential to You: Your Bra Does Not Fit [NYT]