Blind Item Guessing Game, Genus Edition
From today's Page Six:
• Which babe-loving billionaire has started checking IDs of the young models he invites on his private jet? The randy retail king is nervous that his high-altitude hookups with underage playthings will draw unwanted attention from his more respectable friends.
• Which hard-nosed power lawyer is quaking in his hand-stitched loafers about a looming indictment that could land him behind bars for years?
• Which spurned starlet hired a private investigator to tail her philandering boyfriend all around Hollywood after their painful breakup?
• Which squeaky-clean former soap actor is battling a secret addiction to crystal meth? The hunky star once checked into Passages rehab in Los Angeles in a failed bid to kick the habit.
Mmm, a bit challenging — but it is really any fun when you already know that Jessica Simpson likes having her pooper touched? Nah. You know how it goes: send us your guesses, random as they may be, and if you work hard enough, we'll reward your efforts and run the libel list at the end of the day.