On Friday, we stuck you with some relatively challenging blind items; after a weekend of cockteasing, we're ready to go ahead with the results.

The billionaire who checks the IDs of all potential private jet hookups who board his plane, lest they turn out to be fantastically underage: Virgin freak Richard Branson, Grocery darklord Ron Burkle, Paul Green (who?), Sy Syms, Steve Bing, and Paul Allen. Most disturbing answer: Joe Francis, who is most certainly not a billionaire — and we're a little disappointed that you thought otherwise.

The tough-guy power lawyer looking at an even tougher indictment: You guys really want this one to be Bert Fields, dontcha? Why so much hate? Is it because he threatens anyone who so much as breathes a word of negativity about client Tom Cruise? Maybe, but there's the Pellicano wiretapping scandal that doesnt look too good for him, either. The other likely guess was Bill Lerach, whose former firm Milberg Weiss is in a bit of trouble. And a handful of you were hoping for Allen Grubman, just because.

The jilted starlet who hired Magnum PI to follow her cheating ex around Tinseltown: Oh, who hasn't done something like that? Popular guesses included Sophia Bush, Sienna Miller, Jennifer Aniston and, of course, catch-all blind item queen Lindsay Lohan.

The former soap hunk with a hankering for crystal meth: Call it the Jodie Sweetin effect. Suggested guilty guys included Josh Duhamel and Josh Duhamel — thus explaining his otherwise inexplicable relationship with tweaky Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie.