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· We keep saying that we're not going to laugh at any more Brokeback parodies, and we're made liars again and again. Prepare yourselves for Broke Mac Mountain, geeks. [via Towleroad]
· A little time at the tattoo parlor might cut down on some paparazzi attacks, if you choose the right ink.
· This is easily the best blog post comparing Crash and a straight-to-video volleyball movie we've ever read.
· Oscar trivia: Did you know that George Clooney is the first person to ever be nominated as a director while being recognized for an acting role in a different film in the same year? Now you do!
· A Munich videogame ain't that bad of an idea.
· The Random Celebrity Gossip Generator coughed up a good one: Lindsay Lohan was hospitalized in Londan after cutting her leg at Bryan Adams' home.