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As part of Gawker Media's ongoing quest to keep people of every persuasion from doing any real work, we proudly announce the newest member of our family: Valleywag, a tech gossip site focused on the trials and tribulations of Silicon Valley and San Francisco. Valleywag is penned by a "hungry little monster" by the name of Nick Douglas (formerly of Blogebrity), who we've saved from his silly undergraduate education so that he might rest safely in Nick Denton's bloggy womb. Covering the money, excess and private jets that the mainstream press ignores, Valleywag hopes to inhibit Google's productivity by at least 2%.

So there you have it. Valleywag, because geeks like to talk shit, too.

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