A promo trailer for that much unanticipated, MPAA hypertension-inducing sequel, Basic Instinct 2, has hit the world wide internets (see very NSFW YouTube version above). For those of you still at work, here's a partial shot list: Stone's boobs in Jacuzzi; Stone making it in front of fireplace with a brunette chick as pasty male love interest watches; Stone crotch shot in black Danskin leotard; Stone and pasty love interest have naked sex he sure is pasty!; Stone straddles a swivel chair and asks pasty, "Do you want to beat me up?"; the unmistakable flash of graying beaver; Stone sticking her middle finger in her mouth, then pleasuring herself in a moving car; smash cut to shoddy looking porn-style titles, and the entire affair all set to a very Need for Speed 2-inspired soundtrack. Enjoy we're going out for a smoke break.