Short Ends: When Marsupials Go Hollywood

· Silly kangaroo! Never take career advice from Meg Ryan!
· Tara Reid: still sweetly trying to convince us of her awesome mental abilities.
· The gang at B&C was hoping for bloodshed at today's Guild protests over product placement; unfortunately, the newly militant WGA chose to go the peaceful, if noisy, route.
· When Paul Walker isn't busy being used a virtual sexual prop, he's fantasizing about hate-fucking Into the Blue co-star Jessica Alba.