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Because we know you're tired of embarrassing yourselves:

• Nadine Hay-ahbsh.
• Andrew Crew-cough.
• Tom Sko-kuh.
• Jeff Burr-KO-vuh-see.
• Corky Shuh-mosh-ko.

Earlier:
 Gawker Explainer: Names in the News
Gawker Explainer: More Names in the News
Related:
 Gawker's coverage of Nadine Haobsh
Gawker's coverage of Andrew Krucoff
Tom Scocca's Media Mob [NYO]
Jeff Bercovici's Memo Pad [WWD]
Archive search for Siemaszko [NYDN]