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· Gallery of the Absurd whipped up some truly inspired Valentines starring your favorite tabloid fodder. Best of all, the Tom Cruise card now conveniently doubles as a celebration of the continuation of his creepy relationship!
· Oh yeah, about that Cruise break-up story: In one glance, you can review Life & Style's amazing track record in breaking stories.
· We don't know how many times we've found ourselves arguing that TV's greatest love affair is between Rory and Lorelai.
· One of these days, someone on eBay is going to figure out how to take advantage of this Brokeback Mountain craze.