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Just a day after we fantasized aloud about a childhood spent swapping Scary Hollywood Lawyer trading cards, USA Today, your home for useless clippable-sidebar information, makes our dream collectibles a reality. Focusing on the leagues' Divorce Division, they manage to compress every essential stat in one handy, suitable-for-laminating cheat sheet. Just think how much easier it will be to take advantage of that vaguely termed loophole in your prenup when you can whip out your Neal Hersh card on the witness stand and announce with great confidence, "Listen here, Mr. 'Graduated from Southwestern in 1976.' You may have played the 'sex addict' card to your advantage in Berry vs. Benet, but I can promise YOU, sir, I will get what's coming to me!"