Fox flipmeat: Kevin Burton, come on down!

By the way, whomever Fox bought, Kevin Burton swears it wasn't his aggregation site, Tailrank. But under an hour after he jokingly said "Okay, it was me," on TechCrunch, he got a solicitation (which he passed to me) for the management of his newfound wealth:
Congratulations on the sale of Tailrank! I should have seen this coming after following you through TechCrunch. This must be a very exciting time for you. Due to the success you may have enjoyed from this transaction, a conversation with our team may make sense.
I lead a [name redacted] practice and we advise and manage assets for a select number of high net-worth individuals/families.
No fair, Mr. Asset Manager, teasing Kevin about the dough he ain't rolling in.