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Like any other self-respecting starlet who looks in the mirror a week before the Oscars and decides that things are looking a touch saggy, Defamer had a little work done to make ourselves presentable for the ceremony. (Given the way things turned out with Best Picture, though, we probably should've just cut out our crow's feet with a shard of a broken mirror, which would've been a lot less painful.) Have a look around, and if you see anything that doesn't seem to be working properly (like if Mr. Defamer's eye doesn't seem to follow you around the room), drop us a line and let us know. We'd hate to walk around all day with some unsightly flaps of skin hanging loosely around our ears.