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• Oscar night wrap-up: Page Six molests Mariah Carey, Mickey Rourke runs from Bill Bratton, Vince Vaughn glues himself to Jennifer Aniston, and the smaller-than-usual Vanity Fair party was a success, despite Graydon's pants. [Page Six]
• Perhaps the VF party was a hit because Salman Rushdie was hanging with the Three 6 Mafia. [R&M]
• Suzanne Somers loses the limelight when Madonna arrives at the VF party at the same time. We didn't know Somers still had the limelight to begin with. [Lowdown]
• George Clooney celebrates his Oscar win by possibly rekindling old flame Krista Allen. Soft-core Baywatch girls are so irresistable. [Scoop]
• And in non-Oscar news, rapper Lil' John ventures into porn, filming a movie in which he might show us his cock instead of his blingy grill. We're on the fence about whether this is an improvement or not. [Page Six]