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· Coming soon to the chest of a nervous studio exec near you: The Paramount t-shirt.
· Tabloid Baby takes a fun little tour through the sordid pasts of the cast of Disney's wholesome The Shaggy Dog remake, including Tim Allen and Robert Downey, Jr's criminal records, and Kristin Davis and Annabelle Gurwitch's onscreen nude work.
· If DC is truly Hollywood for ugly people, be glad they don't have their own glossy rags.
· Nikki Finke presents When High-Powered Media Execs Leave Whiny-Ass Voicemails.
 · Low Culture's got the virallest video ever viralled. Viraltastic!