Blind Item Guessing Game: Awesomest Edition
Sometimes you have to cross the pond in order to revel in the sublime. From the UK's Mirror:
A Hollywood superstar performed a sex act on himself while enjoying a massage, a hotel worker has claimed.
The American A-list actor is said to have dropped his towel and exposed himself to the stunned masseuse.
The woman claimed he then carried out the "disgusting" act in front of her in the hotel spa.
The star - who cannot be named for legal reasons - was on a golfing holiday with his wife and staying at the Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Scotland.
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"Throughout the massage, he kept putting his hand underneath his towel but he never kept it there long enough for me to suspect anything.
"Then I moved to the top of his body to massage his head."
She told the tribunal the actor grabbed her wrist forcefully, whipped off his towel, exposed himself and performed the sex act.
When the name isn't revealed because of legal reasons (and not merely for lack of confirmation), you know you've been blessed with a particularly special opportunity for slander and libel. Same drill: send us your guesses as to the goodwill golfer, and at the day's end, we'll come together to reveal your luscious insights.
