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Perhaps the best thing about living in this amazing city of ours is that on an almost daily basis, we're introduced to some new abomination that may finally cause the earth beneath us to open up and mercifully swallow this silly place whole. We give you SkyBark, a space where you and your beloved canine sidekick can indulge your behind-the-velvet-rope lifestyles together. From the bar's introductory press release:

SkyBARK is Downtown L.A. s newest underground spot to relax, have cocktails, talk with friends, mingle, and truly just get the best out of life, not only with your friends, but man s best friends, dogs, as well. The location is phenomenal with a large rooftop deck with beautiful views of the L.A. skyline, a large rooftop doggy night-care area equipped with PETaPOTTYs for your dogs bathroom needs, Hangar 1018 s art gallery, and the PETaPOTTY showroom, the space will seem endless!

Fully committed to replicating the entire Hollywood clubgoing experience for pampered pets, each SkyBark potty stall will be spacious enough for three or four poodles to squeeze in and blow a couple of rails off of a tiny toilet seat, allowing the delighted furry companions to happily return to their owners for hours of mindless barking about their latest Purina commercial auditions.