This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.

This very seriously just in: Supermodel and anger-management poster child Naomi Campbell was just arrested for assault. As we understand it, Campbell beat the crap out of a woman (we think her maid, which sounds about right), who is now at Lenox Hill Hospital. Campbell, meanwhile, is chilling at the 33rd precinct.

Enough already. As much as we love beautiful and irate beastwomen, how many servants does Naomi have to harm until she's put away? Will she continue to roam the streets until she finally murders the cable guy?

Update: TMZ reports that the victim was a 41-year-old woman. She was struck in the head with an object allegedly thrown by Campbell, and is currently receiving stitches for a laceration in the back of her head. The incident reportedly occured at 8:00 AM — probably the hour at which Naomi had just gotten home from a long night out, only to discover that worthless immigrant skank didn't have breakfast ready.