Waggable: All comments are spam.
A certain friend of Valleywag hangs around cynics all day, judging by his three overheard conversations. There's this:
hipster 1: "Of course I can define Web 2.0! It's ....... um ...wait .... "
hipster 2: (hums Jeopardy theme)
And:
And:
All comments are spam.
Man, I want his friends.