Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn — You Say If Your Girl Start Actin' Up, Then You Take Her to Park Slope

The gentrification train continues to chug apace throughout Park Slope, continuing down Fourth Avenue all the way to the site of a forthcoming Holiday Inn Express. Situated on an otherwise Maclaren-free block of Union Street, the Holiday Inn will offer an expanded continental breakfast (for the homeless), marble bathrooms (for the cokeheads), and self-parking (for the foolish). It sounds like a glorious alternative to the Hotel on Rivington, but the Daily News asks:
Will price alone - $129 to $199 a night - be enough to draw guests to a street with five auto body repair shops and a gas station?
Of course it will — Slopesters like Dave Eggers and Jonathan Safran Foer can't just romance their hookers in broad daylight, you know.
Park Slope Hotel Is a Bold Gamble [NYDN]
A Hotel Grows in Brooklyn. Next to an Auto Repair Shop. [Gridskipper]