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Lore Sjöberg is a witty man. The Wired News writer can pull off a clever WoW parody and gives a respectable conference report.

But, um, how exactly does his video-gaming beat include vomit? He starts today's column:

I recently caught the stomach flu. The first symptom was nausea, and the second symptom was more nausea. I've never had nausea that actually woke me up before...

And surely a tech hook is coming...

Prior to this illness, I hadn't thrown up since I spent the evening with a bottle of Bushmills and a shot glass it invited along more than a decade ago...

Nnnnope. Today's column is all about the technicolor yawn. Is Lore just giving up? Helping Wired News die quickly? Or is he so busy making bile that he can't be bothered to do his job?

Sailing the Sorry Sea of Nausea [Wired News]