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A fluffy goldmine of well-bred living in today's Times:

• The social kiss — it's not just for Eurotrash anymore!

• A designer naively tries to stretch his career beyond his stint on Project Runway. Alas, the crowd willing to pay half a grand for a decorative coat finds reality tv so gauche.

• A woman named Cissy plays polo; a woman named Celerie plays decorator.

• Alex Kuczynski cruelly forces a friend to carry her belongings in a bag from Dress Barn. Related: Alex Kuczynski might own something from Dress Barn.