Valleyspeak voting round: Do your part to destroy the language

The final selections are in — words culled from the preliminary rounds of Valleyspeak submissions. Now it's time to decide which neologism is the truest, the wittiest — and the most deserving of $240 at iTunes.
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Vote early, vote often, and remember: using fake words makes you superior.
Part of: Valleyspeak contest: Coin a word, win $240 of music [Valleywag]