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After yesterday's ruminations on the life and times of 24-year-old furniture scion and Chelsea neatfreak Loren Kreiss, Kreiss himself contacted Gawker to clear some things up. Not only is he straight, he says, but he was the captain of his school's Varsity golf team and president of the Spanish Club. Es tan macho!

From: Loren Kreiss
Sent: 4-17-06 5:58 PM
Subj: Hi...it's Loren Kreiss

Hi there,
I saw your post on me and the hilarious commentary...I couldn't help but notice your glaring ommissions. You forgot to mention that I was captain of Varsity golf, President of the Spanish Club and enjoy sunning myself at my local Country Club while being fanned by throngs of servants. And I may not be gay, but I am indeed horizontally challenged. Thanks for your comments.

Sincerely Yours,
Loren Kreiss
Kreiss Enterprises Inc.

Earlier: Loren Kreiss, the Prettiest Boy in All of Chelsea
The Further Trials of Loren Kreiss, the Prettiest Boy in All of Chelsea