Friday:
 • Somersault, opening today at Sunshine Cinemas, "delves into the inner workings of a 'slut.'" We'll give you a preview: insecurity and cheap booze. [flavorpill]
• Radiohole presents Fluke, an ocean-themed production from the avant-garde theatre troupe known for its "irreverance and exposed genetalia." Play doctor with them tonight at PS 122. [Paper]

Saturday:
 • Bjorkestra wins the cutest band name award at the Green Apple Music Festival, but Bela Fleck and his Flecktones are a little bummed they didn't win. [Green Apple]
• Need new cocktail-party fodder? Hit up Symposium in Process: Contemporary Architectural Practice in Spain. There's not a chance in hell anyone else will know what you're talking about, but that's kind of the point. [flavorpill]

Sunday:
 • Do Earth Day one day late, and take your busted old stereo and other unwanted electronics to Union Square for recycling. It'll buy you enough karma to not separate your garbage for another year. [Upcoming]