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Everyone once in a while, celebrities seem to forget their contract with the public: They talk about their relationships and pregnancies, and we pretend to give a shit about their hobbies. If Jolie expects anyone to pay attention to her latest cause, she'd better call another press conference, pose for some pictures rubbing her swollen belly, and answer a few hard-hitting questions about how Brad decorated the nursery all by himself.