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Like it or not, Tom Cruise is riding his fucked-up crazy train into Manhattan next Wednesday to promote his newborn baby, Mission: Impossible 3. But because life moves at the speed of Cruise, he'll be racing between his gajillion screenings and appearances by helicopter, speedboat, Porsche, and private subway car. Promotional intensity, people: the Cruise ain't on no leisure cruise.

For those of you hoping for a good Tom-hunt, there's a map and itinerary available. If you're lucky, maybe you'll see a Thetanic blur as he whizzes by in his personal, piss-scented F car.

Cruise Itinerary for MI3 on 5/3/06 [Batchgeocode via Best Week Ever]