• It doesn't happen very often that artsy people open their inner circle of elitism and crudites, but when they do, you should hop on board. Tonight, El Museo del Barrio gives informal insights on the works of Felix Gonzalez-Torres. [flavorpill]
• The East Village Opera Company hits Irving Plaza. It's more rock-n-roll than typical opera music, but if you go you can still feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. [EVO]
• Rolling Stone continues its charge towards relevancy with the world's most absurd party at the Hammerstein Ballroom. You stand absolutely zero chance of getting in, but we're urging you to storm the door and give it your best shot. Ladies, just say you're Jann's surrogate. [Upcoming]