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In this delightfully sunny edition of the stalk: Ed Norton and Evan Rachel Wood, Ed Norton and Evan Rachel Wood again, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, Halle Berry and boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, Mark Wahlberg and Greg Kinnear, Colin Farrell, Kanye West, Nicole Kidman, Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendes, Drew Barrymore and Eva Mendes, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gilbert Godfried, Steve Buscemi, John Travolta and James Gandolfini, Kate Moss, Josh Hartnett, Jude Law, Kim Basinger, Alec Baldwin, Lucy Liu...

...Donna Murphy, Jeremy Piven, Peter Krause, Chris Martin, Hugh Grant, Giorgio Armani, William H. Macy, Benjamin Bratt, Paul Giamatti, Will Arnett, Jimmy Fallon, Chris Rock, Annie Liebowitz , Bjork and Matthew Barney, Sarah Silverman, David Schwimmer, Elisha Cuthbert, Conan O'Brian, Ralph Fiennes, Alexis Bledel, Zooey Deschanel, Jon Stewart, Kevin Bacon, Patrick Dempsey, Victoria Beckham, Monica Lewinsky, John Leguizamo, George C. Wolfe, David Cross, Chris Evans, Susie Essman, Ralph Lauren, Mary Tyler Moore, Minnie Driver, Sarah Jessica Parker, Lizzie Grubman, Ellen Barkin, Tina Louise, Bob Costas, Federico Castelluccio, Padma Lakshmi, Cher, Oliver Platt, Steve Harvey, Michael Imperioli, Gina Torres, Judah Friedlander, James Lipton, and Richard Simmons.


Saw Ed Norton and Evan Rachel Wood at the AMC on W 34TH ST last night around 8pm. They were holding hands and looking cozy while they waited for soda and candy in front of us. He paid for her diet coke and M&Ms but got popcorn ("NO BUTTER! MAKE SURE THERE IS NO BUTTER!") for himself. We saw them again on the sidewalk after the movie kissing and smiling at one another. Isn't she like 15? They stole the taxi my boyfriend flagged down for us. Assholes.

Just saw Edward Norton having lunch at the Spotted Pig at the next table over. He looked really hot and was laughing a lot, talking into his phone. He seemed really friendly and talked a lot to the waitress. A few minutes later Evan Rachel Wood sauntered in looking pissed off. She gave him a hug, sat down, and was bitchy to the waitress. I left before they did but she seemed really unhappy with her salad.

5/2 1:15pm — just walked past Jessica Alba and Cash Warren strolling arm in arm on Prince street. They're both smokin hot but weren't talking to each other and neither even cracked a smile. Jessica looked paranoid that she was going to be noticed any second...

Just saw Halle Berry and her tall model boyfriend walking hand in hand on Broadway and 56th. Both looked stunning but a bit tense because everybody on the street recognized them, stopped and turned their heads. Her hair is very long now. Beautiful.

Saw Justin Timberlake at Flight Club, the place for Air Force One nerds of all shapes, sizes, and monetary means. He strolled past the case with the $1100 editions, and took some half hearted looks at a few sneakers though he mostly kept his hands in his pockets. He lingered for like 20 minutes, and the heads that were in there were whispering to each other "Yo, that's JT." He's a biggish guy; probably about 5'11" and 180 pounds. And I thought he was just a tiny little dance monkey. Shame.

April 30, 1:00am: Saw Mark Wahlberg and Greg Kinnear at Marquee. Some blond (not very attractive) who told anyone that would listen that she was "Leo's Girlfriend' flirting with Mark. Seemed desperate for his attention. He didn't seem impressed.

Was sitting outside Epstein's Bar on Stanton and Allen on Sunday afternoon and Joaquin Phoenix strolled by with a friend. Slightly smaller than expected, but despite hat and sunglasses, still good-looking and totally recognizable. Not 10 feet behind him follows Eva Mendes holding hands with a preppy, dark-haired man. She bounces when she walks and is quite lovely. They were all walking south on Allen... Were thinking perhaps there had been a TFF screening nearby? Sunshine?

Sat night 4/29 at Matsuri in the Maritime hotel- Drew Barrymore and Eva Mendes having dinner with a group of other people who aren't that famous, including Eva Mendes's boyfriend. They were celebrating something, as the rowdy group had a big toast, given by Drew. Sadly no hot Fabrizio in sight, however Barrymore is much cuter in person than in the movies, and Eva is stunningly gorgeous.

Saw Colin Farrell at the TFF premiere of "First Snow" at Pace University Sunday at 5PM. Looked like any other Williamsburg skate rat — spiky hair, earrings, tats, cigarette above ear, goatee, etc. Much smaller than you would think; I am not sure how he carried all of that SWAT Gear — good thing LL Cool J was there to help. As many have noted, he looked like he could use a hot shower and a meal or two. Nice enough guy, however, as he took some pictures with fans on his way out and tried not to steal the spotlight form Guy Pearce, who was also there hanging out and talking to fans.

I saw Kanye West going into the Mandarin Oriental this evening. He is pretty small and had a lot of people helping him with his bags (most of which were Louis Vuitton).

Just saw Nicole Kidman ordering tea at starbucks in Hampton bays, NY. She laughed when the guy behind her ordered a "Grande Bold." Then she looked at her trainer giggling and said "Grande Bold." What was she thinking about?

Maggie Gyllenhaal walking out of Chelsea Market around 2:30 pm. Looked pretty in black blouse and jeans that hid her baby bump.

Friday night 8:20pm, Jake Gyllenhaal sitting alone on a plastic patio chair, not in a backyard, but on the NE corner of bleeker and 7th in front of a pizza place. Wearing the requisite t-shirt and baseball cap. He looked hot. Then on Saturday 3:15pm walking south on 8th ave at 25th, Gilbert Godfried and he looked short.

Saw Steve Buscemi at Park Slope restaurant Sotto Voce on Saturday night. Looked to be with his extended family. I wanted to ask him what working with Frances Mcdormand was like. My boyfriend only cared about Sandler and the wood chipper.

At 6pm on Sunday, I saw James Gandolfini and John Travolta on Harrison and West surrounded by autograph fiends and paparazzi in front of Manhattan Community College. Gandolfini was sporting a beard and a don't-fuck-with-me attitude, while Travolta looked cool and (surprisingly) hot in a pair of shades. Both men were in suits, and smiled for the fans and cameras before heading into the college — possibly for a movie screening.

Saw Kate Moss being harassed by photographers on Mercer Street in Soho... she was walking north. She wasn't too happy.

Went to the screening of "Marvelous" at the Tribeca Film Festival last night. Saw stalker darling Josh Hartnett at the after party at Standard. He's a little dirty for my taste, but had my girlfriends swooning. Of course some of the cast members were there too. Amy Ryan seemed very friendly and was there with a cute guy. Eaves dropped on Ewan Bremmer just to hear the accent. Saw Michael Shannon too. So cute! I went straight home and imdb'd him. I'll be renting Jesus' Son this weekend.

Jude Law at the Soho Grand having a late solo breakfast / brunch w. laptop in tow...

Was at Haru on 76th & 3rd on Sat. night, 4/29 at about 10pm when someone at my table started whispering that the woman next to us looked like Kim Basinger. I was busy with my oddly named yet tasty 'Hip Wave' but when I looked over I confirmed, 'boys, it is the woman herself.' (Waiter confirmed it as well.) She had the trademark lips and hair, although it was crimped in 80's fashion. She was with another nondescript woman and looked good for her age, but nothing spectacular. I tried to get a glimpse of the tag on her jacket to see if Kim shops designer, but couldn't do it without doing the stalk. One of the ladies at the table was freaking out and wanted to leave Kimmy alone, so that was that, so I sadly slipped out without any supportive, 'Alec is a bloviator' and 'How is Ireland holding up?' comments.

Was at the final performance of Grey Gardens on Sunday, April 30th - aside from Christine Ebersole (performing), I spotted Alec Baldwin with a female friend, Lucy Liu with two gay male friends, and Donna Murphy — all in the crowd and all enjoying the show.

Just saw Jeremy Piven on 60th and Madison, walking very hurriedly by himself, looking adorable, but very, very short, in jeans and silver reflective aviators.

5/1 at 9PM — Peter Kraus from Six Feet Under with guy friend heading east on W.70th street, off of Columbus Ave

Walking north on West Broadway at Duane on Saturday 4/29, my friend and I came face to face with an alone Chris Martin. He looked fairly put together and incognito in his aviators and floppy fro. There was no sign of Apple or Moses or Jesus or whomever.

Saw Hugh Grant at Tiramisu on the upper east side on 4/30/06

You guys have probably heard about this one: Mr. Giorgio Armani himself, yesterday @ 4.30 pm, at the A/X store in Soho. (Bway-Prince). Going around the store, feigning interest and pretending to pay attention to the way things were displayed. I say "pretending" because he was probably disheartened to see the store as the usual mess it is. He was dressed in trademark navy skintight T-shirt (looked fag as hell), jeans, white sneakers. Although shortish and not incredibly fit, the guy is elegance personified, with his impeccable white hair, the unreal perfect nose and the way he carries himself. I was surprised because there was no special security, no entourage, no black SUV collection parked in front, nothing to tip you off that something strange was going on in the store... I walked in, I was browsing shit like any other customer and then I'm standing face to face with the guy. The tan thing should be toned down a bit. This guy should be dead of skin cancer by now... his face and arms looked like an old leather wallet.

Saw actor William H. Macy tonight, Sunday, at 9pm walking in front of Pastis with a blond woman. He was talking about seeing someone with a bong. Very attractive in person.

Saw Benjamin Bratt and Talisa Soto with their kids at the playground in Washington Square Park on Saturday. They were both much taller and thinner than they look on-screen.

May 1st, corner of University and Washington place walking north @ 12pm. I just saw Paul Giamatti coming out of my class. He was just strolling alone w/ his head down... he is so cute. It made my day!

Just saw the former GOB, Will Arnett, on a bike heading down Morton Street towards 7th avenue.

I'm about 99% positive I just saw Jimmy Fallon at Gramercy Tavern. He was right near the front window with a woman who had blonde hair. His hair looked like he just rolled out of bed, he had a scruffy beard and was wearing a thin, white t-shirt. He's probably still there so maybe someone else can confirm if it's him.

Hopefully I am the first to tell you that Chris Rock is at the Shake Shack. Looks like he is counting the number of people in the shack-only dining area. He thinks it's 90, I'm thinking more like 80.

Annie Liebowitz navigating Charles and Greenwich Streets behind the wheel of the most giant, obnoxious Cadillac Escalade. Sunday, April 30th 3pm. Especially obnoxious following so soon after the "green issue" of Vanity Fair. Do they know this is what she's spending her fees on?

I was at Murray's cheese shop grabbing lunch @ 254 Bleeker Street and noticed that Bjork was right in front of me purchasing 2 carts full of food. After we made eye contact and she knew I knew she turned her back. Then Matthew Barney comes walking to the register w/ their daughter in his arms. The daughter was wearing a sequins bolero in a flower patterns and plaid dress. Matthew was wearing a black t-shirt and Bjork was wearing what I think was a Bernhard Whilhem sweatshirt which looked like "dot candies". She had no makeup on, and her hair was straight. They looked like a cute, eccentric family.

Sarah Silverman at J.Crew in SoHo on Sunday. I always thought she looked sort of mannish on TV but in person she is really tall & very pretty. So jealous, I'm just a short blonde shiksa and my boyfriend totally has the hots for her now.

Just saw David Schwimmer outside the Apple Store in SoHo with a male friend. He had his cap pulled down over his face so he wasn't recognized. Dressed in a tight blue t-shirt. Also saw Minnie Driver on 6th Avenue near Waverly around 10 am. She was donning the mandatory celeb accoutrement (starbucks coffee), looking pretty and au'naturel. And don't be fooled by her ginormous jaws, she skinny, skinny, skinny!

Saw Elisha Cuthbert exiting Washington Square Park at LaGuardia Place equipped with requisite big sunglasses, tiny dog, and latte-toting non-celeb friend. She was armored in a baggy hoodie and jeans despite the 70-degree weather (she calls herself Canadian?), and her hair looked like it was by Clairol Nice and Easy. Despite it all, she was damned striking.

I saw Conan O' Brian at the Tribeca Film Festival. He was wearing a denim jacket, jeans and a beige cap. Looks much thinner in real-life.

Saw Ralph Fiennes at Cafe Luxembourg last night... Fine, fine, fine. With [presumably] his mother, an older woman with a veritable halo of white fluff about her head. They shared a loooooooooong meal and eventually drove off in a large, midnight blue Caddy. I wanted to throw myself against the door, but held back.

Spotted Alexis Bledel at 66 on Sat., 4/29, around 10pm. She sat and ate w/ lots of industry types, must have just come from her Tribeca screening. Looked skinny and cute in a black dress w/ gold belt.

On Sunday 30 April 2006 at 12 pm came face to face with Zooey Deschanel. She was coming out of the mercer hotel in Soho and was about to put on her oversized sunglasses. She is really tiny in person.

I saw Jon Stewart on Franklin between Greenwich and Hudson holding his Todler and talking on the phone—said something about an apartment. His wife trailed behind pushing a $900, bugaboo stroller their baby inside.

Spotted Kevin Bacon, wearing the required celeb-dad "relaxed" look of jeans and tailored t-shirt, sipping two-olive martinis and eating duck at the Greenwich Village boite, Borgo Antico on Saturday.

OMG OMG OMG. Just saw Patrick Dempsey at the Jamba Juice 1700 Broadway, 3pm May 1st. He was scruffy and dressed down in a sweatshirt and backwards baseball cap. So hot so hot so hot.

A sighting from yesterday at the Marc Jacobs store on Mercer Street, approx. 4pm. I saw Victoria Beckham. She looks just like the Posh Spice fashion doll of yesteryear, dressed in red cheerleader-style mini dress, red patent leather pumps and a red handbag. Hair was long, wavy and frosted. As she left the store the paparazzi outside took photos. Then she came back into the store and a member of the Posh posse asked if someone could take a photograph of her and the whole gang in front of the Marc Jacobs white quilted leather toaster bag display. Lovely!

May 1st @ 1PM. Monica Lewinsky at P.J. Clarke's on 56th and Third Ave, scarfing down a burger and fries with gusto. Seemed happy, though engrossed in her meal, and was clearly enjoying herself.

This morning (5/1) at about 10:30, spotted Dr. E.R. Sexaholic, John Leguizamo, walking up Bway & turning east onto 23rd. Teeny-tiny, big orange shades, looking like he rolled out of bed & onto the street. He must be doing something right cause papi looks about 15 yrs old.

George C. Wolfe was reporting for jury duty this morning, looking very unhappy in a pink v-neck sweater. I considered serving, since I heard he's looking for a boyfriend and thought this could be my chance, but I weaseled out of my civic duty once again.

11 PM @ pianos on Ludlow and Stanton — saw David Cross with some friends at the "cold war kids" show. He for some reason thought that a red tracksuit and white baseball cap would hide his identity in such a small venue — he was wrong. Seemed to enjoy the show quite a bit.

Chris Evans himself, in front of Marymount Manhattan College at 71st and 3rd. I told him that I loved his work, but he told me to "eat shit and die".

Spotted Susie Essman, curb your enthusiasm's tart-tongued Susie Greene, hailing a cab on 75th and Broadway. She did not call me a bald four-eyed f*&#;, although I do fit the description.

Last night (5/1) I had just stopped by Lincoln center to pay my respects to David Blaine when I stopped to talk to a friend and Ralph Lauren came out of one limo (what a small, small man!) and then Mary Tyler Moore stepped out of the next limo! She is super skinny and very heavily made up. Thought she might snap an ankle on the super high stiletto heels she was wearing!

Around 10am this morning, I walked past Minnie Driver sitting at a table outside Caf Angelique on Bleecker, talking on her cell phone. She is stunning in person and smaller than I expected.

Was biking in the W. Village around 6 p.m. Monday when I spotted a line of black Mercedes outside Sarah Jessica Parker's brownstone. I stood there & watched as SJP came out teetering on heels & dressed in a spectacular tartan evening dress. She was stunning. Her assistant trailed after & said, "Do you want your corsage?" SJP said 'No, but you know what I do need?' and turned around and ran back inside, holding her dress with one hand, evening bag in another — veerrrryyyy 'Sex & the City'. The female chauffeur & I smiled at each other & I said, "I feel like I'm on a TV show!" Chauffeur nodded & said, "I know!" Turns out she was going to the Costume Ball. Saw pics of the event. She looked much better in person.

8:45 am: Lizzie Grubman and new hubby (?) on the corner of 61st Street, looking around for a Town Car (?) Hubby asked "That it?" Lizzie answered, "No," then turned around and headed back in their (?) apartment building. She is mind-bogglingly unattractive.

12:30 pm: Ellen Barkin picking up some eats at Joe Jr. (12th & 6th Avenue). Has the body (and sneakers) of a 12 year old boy. Funny, I was just watching 'The Big Easy' last night on Showtime.

Tina Louise — yeah, Ginger from Gilligan's Island, in full pancake and heels on 49th and 3rd...boarding the M50 bus. Definitely begging to be "seen."

Bob Costas was in front of me at the information desk at the Columbus Circle Borders Fri. April 28th. He was looking for a sports book (shocker) and the rather inept information clerk couldn't help either of us.

5/1 at 9:45PM — Federico Castelluccio, aka Furio from The Sopranos, checking out David Blaine in Lincoln Center, with two Italian-looking men. Thick, wavy, sexy locks! Carmella had it right!

Just saw Padma Lakshmi at Sephora on Park Avenue South and 18th street. Was buying some skin care stuff. Gorgeous, gorgeous woman...Salman is a lucky man!

Saw Cher shopping for Manolos at Barney's on Saturday afternoon. I was a bit drunk but she looked amazing, and completely comfortable with her Cher-ness (she didn't have any obscenely large sunglasses or hats on). Then on Sunday afternoon I was walking towards Houston past the Marc Jacobs store, and who was turning the corner walking towards me but Marc Jacobs himself, looking like a fat Williamsburg hipster.

Oliver Platt, walking east on 11th St off of Broadway. Seemed to be in discomfort, walking gingerly, as if he was, (a) drunk, (b) really out-of-shape, or (c) dazed by the gorgeous weather and blinding sun. Damn, homeboy is big, not just heavy but gargantuan.

I just saw Original Kings of Comedy star Steve Harvey walking with a small entourage by the Palace Hotel on 50th between Park & Madison at approximately 2pm. He was wearing a gray suit with a vaudeville-type straw skimmer hat. I told my lunch crew, "look it's PJ Harvey!"

As I was getting off the uptown 1 at Houston St., Michael Imperioli was getting on, along with his wife (Google Image confirms) and a cute little girl. He was wearing dark sunglasses and kept looking all around nervously. He's way short but pretty hot. This sighting would have been cooler if he had actually appeared in last night's episode of the Sopranos, and if the Sopranos wasn't sucking so much this season.

At about 3:15 saw Gina Torres (Alias, 24) walking down 8th by MacDougal. Wearing head-to-toe denim. Huge lips. Also saw J.J. Abrams leaving the Apple Store Soho at about 1 PM. Seemed very excited.

E. 3rd and Bowery: Judah Friedlander walking in a semi-agitated state. We were in my moving van and he was crossing the street, but I could spot that mutton chop/trucker hat combo from space.

Ran into pseudo-fitness Guru Richard Simmons coming out of Rikyu (483 Columbus Ave.). Trademark thinning afro and sashayin'. Come on folks, there is no way in hell this guy is NOT gay! He was throwing a hissy fit because of something, wiggled his fat bum into a cab and left in a hurry.

Mr. Inside the Actor's studio James Lipton was out side of Elaine's on Saturday night at 11:45pm. He sure wasn't asking "What do want you want God to say at the pearly gates?" He would want to hear "Goodness James you're tall, " as he's barely 5'7 and shrinking. Stunning wife!