Double waggables from JavaOne

Dorky conferences are just great at bringing out the bitter. An overheard convo from Sun's JavaOne convention:
JavaOne newcomer: Man, these people are just grabbing everything
Oldtimer: They never had to learn to manage their own memory. What did you expect?
And an IM exchange:
There: are you at javaone too?
Not there: no i'm having an unconference at my desk now fuck off