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Despite Drudge's incoherent heralding of forthcoming doom, today's Times article on the state of the Clintons' marriage is hardly revelatory. Yes, they're both very busy. No, they don't spend a ton of time together. Yes, Bill is trying to keep his distance. No, there really isn't any new information here.

There's also a small mention of everyone's favorite Page Six-hating billionaire: the President spends many evenings "zipping around Los Angeles with his bachelor buddy, Ronald W. Burkle." Not picking up young models, mind you — just fleshing out Bill's role around the Radar office. "Now remember, Maer takes his taupe, half a packet..."

Clintons Balance Married and Public Lives [NYT]