• The NYPD's program to "etch" your iPod helps facilitate the recovery of your stolen electronics — and can help you flirt with your favorite writing cop. [The Tomato Diaries]
• The Strangers With Candy movie premiere was last night. Where were you? [The Apiary]
• It's good to know that parents feel the city is safe enough to let their child accept snacks from a complete stranger. But, really, Combos? [The Assimilated Negro]