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A professional mediawatcher thinks he's figured out an explanation for this silly was-Pemberton-fired-or-not dance. The mediawatcher writes:

Andy gets his contract paid out if he's fired. But not if he quits. So the reason he's so insistent that he's still at Spin may be that he's waiting for them to formally fire him.

For God's sake, people, have a heart. Fire the poor man already.

Earlier:
 Clarification: Andy Pemberton Is Spending Today at the Beach — and Likely the Subsequent Days, Too
Gawker's coverage of Andy Pemberton.