• How many times do we have to say it, kids? Don't talk to strangers. Especially at Century 21. [The Daily Dump]
• Welcome to Long Island City, home of the OCD, Lysol-wielding bag ladies. [Bama Girl in the Big City]
• Violence will get you many things. But the lovely bottle of wine you're lusting after is not one of them. [The Tomato Diaries]