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Hello, folks. Just a note to let you know Mark is away until Monday on important business (something about an International Miata Owner's Convention in Phoenix—I didn't press him too much on the details). So once again, it's just the other guy with you today. Mark's coterie of personal tipsters, make sure to Cc: me. Everyone else—hang in there. Your weekend of avoiding proud Gays and their shameful acts of public merriment-making is soon here. -Seth