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We knew there was a reason the African wildlife-modified manger scene in our front yard was shimmering extra luminously. In yet another World! Exclusive!, TMZ.com is reporting that the Chosen One is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, probably certainly among us already:

We're told Brad's personal bodyguard, whom he regularly travels with, was at the estate all day today. In addition, food was delivered today and pastries have been laid out on the kitchen counter.

Flower arrangements were delivered today as well, and interior furniture and patio furniture are now fully in place.

The full security staff is on hand, as are guard dogs.

We must say, we held out on fully accepting the joyous news until reading of the Blessed Kitchen Counter Croissants, which, as devout followers already know, are one of the Three Sacred Signs of the Malibu Advent. (The other two being a giant basket of Sprinkles cupcakes from Jolie's agent sitting on a coffee table, and an attack dog trotting up to the front door with a paparazzo's foot in his mouth.) Huzzah! The Chosen One is here!