Paris Hilton Comes Back Home
Braden Keil at the Post reports that Paris Hilton may be moving back to New York; she was recently checked out a $7.8 million condo at Trump Park Avenue, and her mother, Kathy, took a look at the same unit a few weeks earlier. Honestly, what did New York do to deserve this? Are we being punished for the subway stabbings?
Since Paris has been out and about this week to promote the latest edition of her vagina, let's use some real Gawker Stalker sightings to accurately gauge her devastating effect on Manhattan, should she choose to return:
June 14th, 1 AM: "Paris Hilton giving a shout-out to the crowd and dancing to her new single in the DJ booth at Marquee. Danced till about 2:30 with new boy-toy, prototypical model-type who was tastefully chugging a bottle of Grey Goose."
June 15th, 1 AM: "Paris hilton at Marquee... She made her way over to the DJ booth with her single in hand... DJ started her song, people stopped dancing, DJ changed her song 10 seconds into it. It did come back on about 15 minutes later."
