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Wherein we invite our readers to risk instant paralysis by diving head-first into the shallow end of humpy E! gossip-lifeguard Ted Casablanca's blind item pool and guess the hopelessly obscured identity of this week's unnamed celebrity. Today's item once again concerns that time-honored fascination of the gossip-hungry public, the supposedly straight guy who secretly prefers the company of men. For sex. Lather yourself up in One Diva-Damning Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Hell hath no fury like a homo threatened, that's fer sure. A few weeks ago I told you all about Jiggly Wiggle-Poof, this queen America is so busy watching be outwardly hetero but inwardly so "show tunes and smart cocktails" it's pathetic. See, Jiggly got his rise to fame via sexual and other transactions with a well-heeled, fellow-closeted homo, a fact Mr. Wiggle-Poof goes to great lengths to hide. However, over at the Hollywood offering on which Mr. Wiggle-P. performs, there lies another pooftah who's far less caring about his sexuality. Name's Press Prune. In fact, Press could give a Homo Depot clerk's ass if anybody discusses his bedroom habits, just for the record." Read the item.

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