To-Do: Bob Morris, Dancers, or The Birds

• Still feeling the Father's Day spirit? It's OK, we know you forgot to call. Pick up the phone and then, for good measure, catch the second-to-last performance of "Assisted Living," the one-man show from Sunday Styles columnist Bob Morris, about helping his 80-year-old father in the dating game. [DLounge]
• "Spasticity" is apparently a big part of tonight's dance performance over the FDR, which leaves us wondering why we weren't invited to participate. [flavorpill]
• Bryant Park's summer slew of free movies begins tonight with Hitchcock's The Birds. Enjoy some fresh air without the risk of a ridiculous sunburn. [WUNYC]